Sunday, January 12, 2014
The story of 1000 and 1 squirrel
Once upon a time a little squirrel lived. It had a great hollow and had a huge bunch of nuts. Once a little squirrel woke up, and noticed all her nuts have disappeared and there was a little note left in the place she stored them. "Im evil squirrel nut stealer, come and take your nuts or you will die because of hunger"... Squirrel had nothing else to do than finding out where Tyrael (the name which was writen at the back side of the note) lives at. So she went to the squirrel air force base and asked if someone knows him. When squirrel army knew about the issue, they initiated the Red Nut code war sequence. Over 15 air carriers including "Admiral Squirrelish", 8000 jets (Squirrel-Pak-Sukhoi T350) and 500 000 troops were involved in this operation. Operation did succeed. Next day after Tyrael was found, squirrels had to build a time machine to travel back to ancient china where the Tyrael was found, but only 10 squirrels could pass the gate between dimensions. The robbered squirrel came as one of them. When they appeared near ancient China Jangan, squirrels were really confused - walking monsters made of grass, lots of trees with no nuts at all. After few days of searching, they finally found the lair of Tyrael. It was made of stone and squirrel furs. It was just terrible to see for our dear squirrel warriors. Squirrels entered the lair, and saw Tyrael sitting on he's throne. Robbered squirrel came close and said, "You will pay for what you have done !". The epic battle began. After 30 minutes of battle 9 of 10 squirrels have died with great glory. Only one squirrel left, and it was the one which got robbered. Then our dear squirrel decided to use the ancient technique named "The fatality of 1 000 000 squirrels", and used the scroll which summoned them. Then they tool Tyraels nuts and shared them on 1000 and 1 peaces. Each of the peaces was actually a portal to the future. Squirrels rubbed the parts of hes balls and moved back to the future where there was no single squirrel robbered, threatened or kidnapped ever. The perfect world with no war.
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Once upon a time near the squirrel land there was a group of happy squirrels ruled by their squirrel lord.Each day the squirrels worked very hard in collecting their nuts,At the same time the fighter squirrels used to stay at the borders of the land watching for any enemy to come.One day the fighters saw their enemy "The Gay Eagle".The gay eagle loved eating squirrels and stealing their nuts not because he likes nuts but because he doesn't want the other squirrels to eat.The fighters faught him bravely and could break one of his wings,but the gay eagle was too strong he killed 3 squirrels and flew away that day.At the squirrel land the ther fighters went to the squirrel lord and reported what happened,the squirrel lord went and and sweared to revenge and said"Noone kills my squirrels and live".Then he toke out his sword and wore his gear and used his power to and flew away to the kingdom of eagles.There he could find lot's of eagles but he was looking for one only,"The gay Eagle".
ReplyDeleteThe who killed the 3 brave squirrel fighters.Then he asked the eagles where he could find him,but nobody relied every one was afraid of him,he was too strong.When eagles knew why the squirrel lord was here,they couldn't stop laughing,then the squirrel lord was angry...
The lord used his power again and could know where is this gay eagle hiding then he used the squirrel scroll to teleport to him.Every one was surprised with the squirrel power,they didn't know that squirrels have such a strong power.When the lord met the gay eagle finally he said"You killed my squirrels,it's your time to die now"The eagle started to attack the lord but it was useless the squirrel lord had a very strong shield made of mana and the souls of the 3 brave squirrels suported him.When the eagle was disappointed he decided to use his father's power "The Great Eagle Power."Then the squirrel lord took out his sword and called the squirrel power then a huge fired nuke fell on the gay eagle's head and knocked him down.This moment the squirrel lord made a very strong cold imbue and hitted the eagle on the head a hit that made him freeze to death.All the eagles thanked the lord for saving them from this evil eagle and the body of the dead gay eagle was taken to the squirrel land and put on a very tall tower at the borders of the land,just to let enemies know that this land has a very strong lord that can't be defeated.