The story of 1000 and 1 squirrel

Once upon a time a little squirrel lived. It had a great hollow and had a huge bunch of nuts. Once a little squirrel woke up, and noticed all her nuts have disappeared and there was a little note left in the place she stored them. "Im evil squirrel nut stealer, come and take your nuts or you will die because of hunger"... Squirrel had nothing else to do than finding out where Tyrael (the name which was writen at the back side of the note) lives at. So she went to the squirrel air force base and asked if someone knows him. When squirrel army knew about the issue, they initiated the Red Nut code war sequence. Over 15 air carriers including "Admiral Squirrelish", 8000 jets (Squirrel-Pak-Sukhoi T350) and 500 000 troops were involved in this operation. Operation did succeed. Next day after Tyrael was found, squirrels had to build a time machine to travel back to ancient china where the Tyrael was found, but only 10 squirrels could pass the gate between dimensions. The robbered squirrel came as one of them. When they appeared near ancient China Jangan, squirrels were really confused - walking monsters made of grass, lots of trees with no nuts at all. After few days of searching, they finally found the lair of Tyrael. It was made of stone and squirrel furs. It was just terrible to see for our dear squirrel warriors. Squirrels entered the lair, and saw Tyrael sitting on he's throne. Robbered squirrel came close and said, "You will pay for what you have done !". The epic battle began. After 30 minutes of battle 9 of 10 squirrels have died with great glory. Only one squirrel left, and it was the one which got robbered. Then our dear squirrel decided to use the ancient technique named "The fatality of 1 000 000 squirrels", and used the scroll which summoned them. Then they tool Tyraels nuts and shared them on 1000 and 1 peaces. Each of the peaces was actually a portal to the future. Squirrels rubbed the parts of hes balls and moved back to the future where there was no single squirrel robbered, threatened or kidnapped ever. The perfect world with no war.

ZeonProxy - A small, asynchronous proxy writen at c# (.NET 4.0)

Here is my new little tool writen to prevent small DoS / DDoS attacks (or just relaying traffic through). ZeonProxy is a program (asynchronous proxy) which allows you to limit bytes per second / packets per second going through it to your destination host/port. The logic is simple - user (client) connects to proxy, and proxy connects to remote host/port. All traffic goes through the proxy, so, it can easily set the limits for it. ZeonProxy supports multiple relays.

Sources are included (c#, .NET 4.0)

Version 1.0.5